Jokes

these are the jokes made from IIU, it'll probably be updated from time to time when I remember them.

this is 1 of the finest joke in the whole championship, the 1st round against MRSM. It was during the the opp's 3rd speaker's speech. We called him Darmesh's brother. After 1 minute of his speech.....

Darmesh : Point, sir!
DB: Please have your seat, sir. (continue speaking)
Darmesh : Point, sir!
DB: Please sit, sir! Please!! (continue speaking) [we were giggling d]
Darmesh : Point, sir~
DB: I beg of you la, please sit sir, please! I beg of you! *with his hands like praying to God and his eyes were like in Darmesh's mercy* (continue speaking) [couldn't stand anymore, started laughing cuz 1st time see ppl begging in debate, hahaha, luckily can control a bit]
Darmesh : Point, sir~
DB : (Speechless momentarily with his eyes opened widely) Why are you doing this to me la?? I beg of you la, please la, please have your seat, I didnt do anything to you, so why are you doing this to me??? (with his face looking very tension) [laugh until need both hands to cover my mouth d that time]
After 6th minute, cannot POI d, then he continue his speech until this quote "a question cannot answer a debate but a debate can answer a question".
Adjudicator : What was your the quote again? (DB answered). I believe you should practice that.
Crowd : lol.
Since then, he was really friendly with Darmesh d cuz everyone felt he was funny.

I'll continue some other day when i'm free again~~