NO!!!!!!!

Manchester United lost to Everton... damn it..... As expected, they had a very tough time at Goodison Park but i didnt expect them to lose, i was expecting a close margin victory yet they lost!! holy crap....
So, this is my made-up excuses for them. You know why they lost? The main reason to it was because i didn't watch the full game, so MU lacked my support la and lost because of it. 2ndly, i didnt watch it at home, so i wasn't in my best spirit la to cheer up for MU and again lo, lacked my support and demoralized due to it. 3rd, MU give chance only cuz they want to make the BPL title race much more interesting, they 'pang chui' to Chelsea. It's something like this la "aiya, if we win, we sure win the title d, let's lose this game la, if not, the title race will be so boring, always MU win, where got fun? k la, give Everton win, at least Chelsea win d, everyone will think MU cannot chase d but we will get it back from them easily la", lol, something like that la. 4th, MU didnt want to give the expected stuffs, "everyone sure think we will win and thinks that Rooney sure score, so this time we make sure we lose and Rooney doesnt score at all, maybe give Berbatov score la", haha. 5th, VDS was facing the sunlight when 2nd half, so it affected his goalkeeping judgment, allowing the goals to enter in an easier manner. 6th, it's because cucumber (those who know this idiot who got sms and face problem, faham-faham la, hahahahahahahaha) was watching the match, the bad luck all flew to MU d the moment he saw the match. Overall, i think the last excuse i gave was the most reasonable 1, LOL.

Woi!! why you all lose la???? ok, here are the facts or probably part of it.
1st, Champions League game against AC Milan tired them out cuz they have to travel from OT to San Siro and back to OT and resume training immediately, so they're tired. 2nd, the wingers sucked big time, they were not in form and the midfield were totally ousted. 3rd, Nani was serving his match ban. 4th, there were no world class centrebacks, Vidic was on the bench (dunno why) and Ferdinand is also serving his match ban, his final 1. 5th, somehow they're not at where the ball is most of the time, i mean if you see most matches, MU players will be where the ball is all the time even if there's deflection or clearance by the opponent. For this case, it's the other way. 6th, Everton was performing superbly, they did well and frankly speaking, they deserved the victory so much more than MU. If MU won that, it was definitely due to Lady Luck being on their side. Unfortunately no, Lady Luck flew to Everton's side. 7th, bad decision of substituting Obertan in the match. Yes, he has the turbo speed but he doesn't have what it takes to be on the pitch, he let go too many balls and that's very bad for an MU player. Btw, his running quite funny, haha, like robot a bit but damn fast man, fuh. That's all the reasons i think off la why MU flopped in this game, most of the players performed badly compared to how they normally play la.

No matter what all the reasons are, i'll still blame cucumber as the main reason for MU's loss! And he lost a dota game just now, good for him, i hope he loses every single one in the future and present, hahahahahahahaha (joking oni la)