Fruits

in this post, i'm not going to talk about the benefits nor the adverse consequences of eating fruits, also not about the shape, texture and so on, just gonna be talking about it somehow, haha.

Today, my father bought back durians, the king of all fruits (which until now i still dunno why or i've forgotten why, lol) but sadly the refrigerator is full cuz for this week, he has bought back damn a lot of fruits, last week too. Yesterday, if i'm not mistaken, he bought back mangos and grapes and mangosteens. So, it's as if "finally, after 10 years, we can enjoy fruits". Then, last Saturday, he bought back durians too and I manage to sweep it up la. But the grapes and mangosteens that he bought yesterday, nah.. i can't, it was too much, more than 20 mangosteens,about 5 mangos and 1 bunch of grapes. Who could've finish that la... if can also, i think that guy in hospital d, over-acidic stomach, haha. Since today he bought back the durians, I decided to open it but it was already cut a little, so it made things simpler. Anyway, i bet some of you guys who are reading now didn't even try to open it before, so here's how. Just take a machete (fyi, machete = parang) and cut from the bottom, you take the sharp sharp side and poke the bottom most there (there's a circle shape there), poke there and turn your machete left and right, sooner or later you'll get the lines for the durians, it's actually divided though in the inside, you just have to cut through the cover and make the linings clearer. Not necessary a machete, the chopper used to chop chicken also can, just make sure you don't use scissors or vegetable knife, only idiots will do that, hahaha.

oh ya, not trying to degrade you guys by explaining machete is parang but just that it's a norm for Malaysians to say "hey, bring that parang here", "oi, gia hi leh palang toh lai" and so on. Even in my scout camps, for 4 years in a row, we kept saying parang, didnt use the word machete even once, lol. machete = parang = mandarin i dunno= tamil i dunno, find out for yourselves. Speaking about mandarin, in fact many ppl like to call it chinese language instead of mandarin. It's like some of my friends ask the other friends, "hey, you know how to speak chinese ah?" but i think they dunno chinese has many languages which is in fact more than a hundred of them but that was history, my mother said the king last time in China wanted to make the chinese language same or something like that, then go kill those guys. And she didn't tell it to me for bedtime stories, it's real i suppose since she's a chinese educated person but not the typical type though. At least she taught me how to write my own chinese name, if not, buat malu only, hahaha. And at least i know how to speak, write and read chinese languages. But my knowledge is limited, for writing i only know my name, numbers and some words like wo, ren, and some other cheap stuffs, haha but my speaking is not that limited la, know how to talk to ppl like normal but if hokkien, i'll find it harder, sometimes dunno what the heck they talking also, haha but cursing is damn simple in hokkien, apparently i can hear it in my school everyday =)

But i never really get to learn mandarin fully though, it's like depends on my mood and what season it is, learn a bit a bit from my mother since she's a chinese educated 1 as i said earlier i think, and don't play play k, my mother quite strong 1 man, haha. Carry books to school everyday, except for weekends of cuz and holidays. I think I arm-wrestle with her also not sure can win or not, haha. That reminds me to last time in Form 4 i think where in the starting of the year, my class was like very crazy about arm-wrestling but i was like ignoring the thing la, just interested to watch who's arm is stronger, then later on the heat came on to me where i became the show as well but normally i would deny unless that guy personally wants to play cuz the arm-wrestling is always like a matchmaking. For example, Sara talk to Joseph and just say "hey, Joseph, challenge Tnew la". From there alone ah, he straight announce to the whole class "Tnew, Joseph say he want to challenge you in arm wrestling" when Joseph say dowan la, lol. So, normally i would ignore such challenge la, haha, crazy man, simply shout when the person disagree but that time few months was quite cool cuz i manage to beat the whole class except 1 guy, Nareen but he has the upper hand. If you guys know him, probably you'll know why, he's quite a tall guy with average weight for his height, and definitely his arm is super long compared to mine. However, it was good la cuz i manage to beat them even when they're bigger and have longer arms than mine such as the likes of Soon Leong, Sara, Joseph, Faisal, Kieran and on but!! the form 5 with the likes of William, Soon Cheon and Jason Yiap were crazy la. Mother, you know how ganas ah they all, i play with William before, i didn't even manage to move his arm man, i was like wtf man... such monstrous strength. He practically just stop my arm there when he could've beaten me in 1 sec, i think or perhaps 5? lol. Try full strength against him also cannot move it an inch, goodness. Like how i did to Han Wei, haha. I anticipated that he won't give me much a challenge but yea, let's see if i can just block him arm and i did it for 10 secs, after boring d, bump! his hand was on the table, hahaha.

Then, after that few months, i think i got slightly big-headed i think, but it just circulated in my mind, not like provoking or challenging everyone. It's like i got the confidence to beat most ppl in arm-wrestling such as... friends and it once went through my head that i think i can beat my father in arm wrestling, i think, lol. But it's better not to la, if there's a bad son and if he knows he can beat his father in arm-wrestling, gone case for the family la. Anyway, it's scary itself to even open my mouth to ask for the challenge, so let's bury that challenge, hahaha. but the fact that i had such strength was due to the recruits training i had during the end of the year where my arm still have the power and not yet degrade itself, which i believe he were able to pump 100 times, full pump of cuz. Because this year, i've tried it out too, i think it was April, where i was able to pump 107 full pumps when i practically didn't train for a whole year? After form 4, didn't train d.. then, form 5 also din train... yea, so it's like 16 months of empty training and i was able to do 107, means i could've done more in my recruits training. but don't the wrong idea, it's crazy if i suddenly pump 107 in that day, i used up 3 days to go up to 107, then lazy d, all ranges from 90+ to 107 but it's still not good enough, seriously cuz I heard swee kheng was able to do 150 pumps, that's kinda.. cool, haha. although it seems near, but the true fact is it's damn far.. 107 to 150 is a lot when you've drain most of your strength in the 107, don't believe, try it, it's seriously damn a lot, a whole new level to reach for but i believe i can reach that if i start training back but sadly, there's a thing call SPM. oh ya, don't get the wrong guy, the swee kheng is not my batch 1, the 1 who did the 150 is a doctor now and also our assistant scoutmaster though i only saw him once in the camp out of 5 years in my troop.

swt, totally out of topic d... nvm la, i connect it back, so, the connection is fruits help you to grow stronger, haha. since out of topic d.. continue only la with my school today. As usual, went to school like yesterday and straight start physics paper 2, it was tough.. you know why? because i didnt read the instructions and did every single question which means all the essays and so on, which i was supposed to choose which 1 to do.. Section B got 2 questions, supposingly choose 1, i did both and again, repeat history in Section C, lol. how stupid of me, swt... but I finish all of it, haha but didn't have the time to double-check everything. If i didn't do that 2 essays ah... could've double check everything d la. Anyway, i think i did ok and only realized i did that stupid thing after passing up the paper when Timothy turn around and ask which 1 you choose to do? since i did all, i said the hair-dryer 1 since i lazy want to answer and want to go eat, lol. Then, he was ok ok also, so ok la, haha. Suddenly, i think, why he say choose ah.. then, i know why d... and confirmed it later on with the other Timothy, lol. After breakfast, continue with chemistry paper 3, it's was ok too i guess. Anyway, today was nice cuz it rained! at the perfect time which is during exam, dowan my class to feel stuffy and so on and the wind was seriously nice until now, the weather is still not hot, can't even see the blazing sun. Roughly that's all, haha. Dunno why exam season, i blog even more, lol, as if i damn pro in examination like that, hahaha. Perhaps more interesting stuffs happen during exam, so can blog more plus the best thing, ZERO homework! K, bye!