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 WARNING: before reading this, make sure you're prepared for vulgarities in this post, maybe this time extreme a bit.

Ok, so here's the case. Today i went to GH to do a scope, so i had to drink the horrendous, distasteful liquid aka laxatives. It's a pain in the ass which makes you shit out every single thing in your colon so that the scope works efficiently. Some might ask why i'm doing it? it's cuz of my family history, so i just go through the scope for precaution, the full name of this scope is colonoscope, so the name explains itself, it's the colon area. Previously, my bro did it and he had a hard time drinking it too.At that time, i was thinking "what's so hard la drinking that plain water-looking liquid? just sapu all la". When it was my turn, holy mother hell, it was worse than shit, the shittest shit in the history of human mankind. It's so damn unpleasant that i had to brave myself to drink 45ml, a mere 45ml liquid. It's worse than any of my scout trainings so far, i rather suffer pain than drinking this man, omg!! It was truly a mistake by consuming it so damn casually as if it was plain water. The immediate reaction was taking in a lot of water and even jumping, tightening my fists and punching the wall a few times. Pain was no longer the issue here, it's the tongue... covered by that shitty liquid. That was only the 1st mouth. After awhile, i took the 2nd, 3rd and 4th gulp. In the end, I was done, I was free from that torturing, an unworthy 1. Somehow, I got over it and slept with an unpleasant look on my face due to the taste of the liquid still lingering in my mouth.......

The next day approached. I woke up to drink it again... 2nd round came and I had to finish the other 45ml. I took a 1st gulp and it was pathetic as usual. In the 2nd gulp, I tried taking in more with 1 go but I got choked, it's not because of the amount of liquid, it's due to the intensity of smell and taste that I got choked, so, I vomited everything out, it followed with another few vomits, all colourless liquid, definitely a traumatic experience. Since I vomited, I did not bother anymore to finish it up and went to hospital for the scope. At there, I thought it might fail cuz my colon is supposed to be clean before the scope, whereby when you shit, you shit until there's only colourless water coming out from your anus. In my case, the shit was still like the normal colour even for the last round, so my colon is not clean and that's why i thought it will fail. Nevertheless, i went for it due to the worthless sufferings i took earlier. After registration, I met a female doctor and I kinda stared at her for quite long but she dunno la. Before you think something else, it's not love at 1st strike ok? lol. Then, she was the 1 who helped inserting a tool into my hand, i dunno how to explain this part but it's like setting the thing which will connect any jabs into your vein. When I was waiting for my turn, i was thinking, thinking hard about her. Then, it struck my mind that she actually looks like Nicol David, lol. Seriously, she looked like her, just that she's smaller, maybe Nicol David's little sister la, hahaha. After that, took a few glances at her again, then i didnt bother d, lol.

That f-king laxative was really a trauma for me, as I kept think about it when i see any colourless liquid in the hospital, including the IV drips which i knew what it was, it just came across to my mind "is that a fucking pack of laxatives?!". Then, it was my turn, entering the room and lying down on the bed. The doctor tried giving me the sleeping jab (there's a name for it but i forgot) but it failed cuz the nicol david-looking doctor didnt poke it through my vein. So, they did it on my right hand this time (before that, it was left hand) and it failed again, haha. Then, they did it again on my right hand again but this time, near the "traingle thingy", the elbow there. This time, they succeed (fucker, 3 times wei, wtf man, as if i immune to pain only but nvm la, it's not that pain). I didnt really mind even when they had to do it thrice cuz if compared to drinking the laxatives, i would rather being poked by that needle 100 times also i dun care wei. So, they gave me a 2nd dose of sleeping jab. This time, i fell to a deep sleep like alice in wonderland. By the time i woke up, i was at a restaurant eating porridge a bit and i ordered 'teh ais'. Then, i slept again and woke up on my bed, it was 7pm+ by then. What happened in the intervals all, i was extremely clueless. When i was playing the computer thinking about it, i asked my mum, "after the scope, i walked to the van ah?" and she replied "ya, you walked to the van wert, like normal, call you wake up, you wake up, walked and eat all". So.... I was like "wtf.....". Guess I was subconscious for quite some time in the afternoon. Seriously man, I dun even remember leaving the hospital or walking to my bedroom or anything but i was acting like normal, according to my mother. I thought this kind of thing only can happen in anime, whereby the hero beaten until unconscious d, suddenly subconscious and beat the opponent up. Didnt know it can happen to me as well. However, it's quite cool thinking about it, haha. Damn, i'm laughing now... thinking how i subconsciously open the gate, open the door, eating and drinking, changing and everything from the hospital all the way back to my house, wow, and the hospital is an unfamiliar place to me, man. This 1 really pro wei, till i couldn't believe it myself!

Anyway, I heard the scope was a failure cuz my colon wasn't clean enough. Perhaps I should go through it again to experience the subconsciousness again??? The answer is "Fuck you (not you, dun worry) la, you think I so stupid until want to drink that ccb laxative again just to experience the (super cool) subconsciousness ah? I rather die than drinking it again man". In conclusion, I've made a really firm decision after this whole event was over, which is I'll never drink laxative again. My dear technology, please advance more to make laxative 'user-friendly', at least in tablet form la, or to the very very least, make it tasteless la, wtf is wrong with making it so distasteful. If i ever suffer from a real trauma because of it ah..... I'll surely................. dunno what i'll do also..... /e5.

After waking up and playing computer, I went for street soccer with my friends and had a drink, come home again and couldn't sleep thanks to the long afternoon nap...... Nvm la, lazy wan sleep d, lol. I shall stay up till tomorrow then. If anyone of you guys need to go through colonoscopy, please be prepared to drink the "tastiest" drink on Earth, the 1 and only (cb mia) laxatives~~~ hopefully you guys wont la, it's really torturing. Mine is a worse case, I drank it for precaution, not even for the real thing, damn it, and my father ask me to do it again. I remained silent, thinking "wtf, impossible la" and the reason is clear why i detest it so much. When the technology improved, then only ask me take again la, if not, dun hope for it at all, i'm gonna protest it like hell!!