Deciphered

My last post was challenging you guys to decipher a fully coded essay which obviously everyone failed cuz it's not a universal code as Kenny said. Now, the challenge is over with no winners, not even the 1st line deciphered, wakakakaka.

Jacob is my friend whose name start with the capital letter J, it's quite obvious la, so you guys would know who is him.
clown is someone who clowns and make funny things
when he enters a circus means when he enters school. no explanation, just my dictionary for codes, lol
He was talented means he's a good joker and he loves his job means he loves to joke around.
He's always being watched for his constant clowning skill means everyone always listen to his joke.
The crowd loves him very much that he loves to clown more means his jokes are very cekap until everyone laugh and the laughter made him joke even more.
One day, it was Christmas Day means holiday as christmas day is a holiday.
He suddenly lost his gifted ability and started destroying his make up means he has gone emo and didn't want to joke anymore cuz emo.
However, he has many partners in the circus helping him to gain back his clown spirit means however, he has many school friends which try to cheer him up.
Since that moment he lost his ability, he constantly wanted to run away from the circus means he constantly skip school when he went emo.
Surprisingly, his partners supported his effort means his friends supported his decision of skipping school.
Even so, they always brought him to see other circus's performances means his friends always bring him out from his home hang out at school for other activities.
Slowly, he regained his ability yet still did not want to go home (circus) cuz he was outcasted from the circus means he cheered up d but didn't want to go school still cuz SPM over d, so he's an ex-georgian and no longer have a reason to go school.
He didn't mind and went to Waltz Disney to apply a job as Goofy means he dun mind not going to school and went for a holiday as Waltz Disney means Disneyland and ppl only go to Disneyland to have fun, applying a job as goofy means he's a tourist there. Why Goofy? cuz he's tall and like to goof.
Sadly, that job only lasted a while and he's back to a retrenched worker means the holiday at outstation only lasted for a short time and became home bored when he came back to Taiping, always nothing to do.
He still journey around aimlessly means he still hangs out.
One day, his partners decided to watch another performance means his friends asked his to watch a movie.
The plan broke apart as the seats were full by the time all of them gathered means the movie was full house by the time everyone arrive at the cinema.
They went for some dinner and was joined by the performance's staff as he was one of his friend means go for dinner lo and a friend who works at the cinema join them, break hour.
The place they ate brought back old memories as they reminiscence about the small town they once lived at and brought alive old jokes means we eat at Old Town and we joke a lot at there.
Then, they visited their old school and had memory filling moments there means we then went to a friend's house where we normally have a study group at.
Suddenly, they saw the news regarding gun shootings in Iceland at a nearby tv-selling shop means we go play CounterStrike after that at Buaya (which is the tv-selling shop, it is actually a cybercafe).
They laughed at the stupidity of such actions and discussed about it means we laugh like hell when we play it seeing team mates and opponents die. So, we practically enjoyed it.
After that, they went for McDonalds and met some old mates means we went to Prima eat and met some friends there, Kenny and XA they all. It's called McDonald cuz Prima there, got 1 burger shop which sell delicious burgers and since they share the same similarities (specialized in burgers), it was coded into McDonald.
So, i'm done. Expert eh? (can say bullshit also la, lol) wahahahahaha
P/S: some were created for fun and some are real.

These days i'm busy playing MapleStory cuz i was bored with PS and my other PC games. So, was finding game, asking around and finally decided to play MapleStory. It's ok la, lvling is boring but the quests are not bad especially the party quest. 1st time i do it, kena screw like hell cuz really newbie but 2nd time, do quite fast d, haha. Ok, this was the case. The 1st time i do the quest, my party members were so happy cuz enough members to do the quest (minimum 4 members). I went through the portal (the starting of the quest) and started killing monsters. Everyone was done with the 1st stage and i was still killing monsters. They were waiting for me, thought i still collecting coupons dropped by the monsters. Finally they got pissed off asking me why so long? and i reply what so long? Then, they ask me what question you get? (the amount of coupons collected is based on the question) and i ask back what question? There were "swt"s and "=.=" and so on. Finally, they know i first timer and ask me to talk to the npc and i ask where's the npc? and so on. 1 guy got really pissed off and ask the party leader to expel me but didn't la, lol. At last, i finished it and go on to the 2nd stage. They know i newbie, so ask me stand near the npc only and i watch them, learning from them but somehow i still cause a lot of trouble, haha. 3rd stage also same and 4th stage, we fight but by the time i know what was supposed to be done, all the monsters were killed and they ask me stay on top there. So, i sat there waiting and finally finished. We're supposed to press the right npc after finish all the quest (to really complete it) but i go press the left 1 (which is quiting the quest) and didn't get the bonus. The leader thought i know which 1 to click and apologized to me "i'm really sorry", "sorry" and i said "nvm", LOL. It wasn't even his fault, hahahaha. Then, i learn also which npc to click d after that.

The next day, i do again. This time i pro d, means know how to do all d la. I did it with other parties and we were still recruiting. Then, my ex-party member, the one who got pissed off (actually all was pissed off in my 1st party quest and i was laughing seeing them angry, lol) joined my new party. He remembered my name (cuz really too newbie d i think) and start "omg", "wtf" and the expressions in MS like "die d la", "gone case d" but i proved him wrong cuz 2nd time party quest (pq) also can do quite well d but he didn't know cuz we only did it together once. Throughout the whole quest, he was so afraid i might drag their time like hell like the previous day, lol. At last, he know i know d, haha.