5 Letters Word Part 2

lol, in the latest news, the Selangor Sultan said that the word "Allah" is only exclusive to Muslim according to the 1988 enactment or sort of it, exclusive man, fuh, such a grand word until non-Muslims cant say it at all.
So, from now on, medias all must hire Malays when there's Allah in their script or when reach until that part, another backup reporter enter the screen just to say that word and chao, hahaha. For example:
Chinese/Indian reporter : In today's new, the controversy about the.....
*Malay reporter rush in*
Malay reporter: Allah
*Malay reporter rushes out and the Chinese/Indian reporter continues*
Chinese/Indian reporter: controversy, another school in Taiping, SMK Saint George Institution was attempted arson. However, the culprits were captured thanks to the delinquents-turned-heroes of SGI with their mat rempit skills. In the future, they'll be recruited into the Police Department due to their high efficiency in capturing these culprits and...........................

Next would be that we are totally prohibited from singing Lagu Negeri Perak mainly because the word Allah is in it, "Allah usianya Sultan", this part. Since it's an enactment, i guess we could be brought to court whenever we use it cuz it's EXCLUSIVE only for Muslims. Wau, so special huh? Guess that's another "privilege" for the Muslims. Since the Sultan said it, it's impossible for the court to deny it at all cuz Sultan has the last say, especially it's about Islam.

Ok, so from now on, we shouldn't sing the Lagu Negeri Perak not because we are unpatriotic but because we, non-Muslims have been prohibited to use the word "Allah" by the 1988 non-Muslims enactment. What else is Malaysia gonna do in the future man... So many stuffs that made ourselves a laughing stock yet they're continuing it, playing the joker role in the global level, lol, not bad, i like it. At least Malaysia famous rite? Even both the West and East also know what's the biggest issue in our country now.

Wahai Malaysia, please la, learn what's the top priority now, global warming la ass. Keep creating new problems out of the blue for what? Siao ah, too free until syok syok go burn churches for what? Your mother and teachers all never teach you to respect other ppl's holy places is it? Some more try to arson a school, proved your high class stupidity, school and church also dunno how to differentiate. Come burn SGI la, an all boys school, see how you die later, you dare, you throw in the molotov cocktail in the afternoon, the next thing you know is more than 10 bikes following you behind, that time you GG like hell la, hahahaha. However, if you throw it into triple Y's office, then most likely you won't be sought after at all, lol.

P/s: I don't think the enactment is so extreme until cannot sing the Lagu Negeri Perak la, just making the enactment looks redundant, lol.